Chapter 653: The Simpleton
offices. 。The last few times were fine, but Su Qing called me to her office and... I had some tofu. 。He touched her breasts and also made a condition, that when he gets a promotion, he will let her b...Inside Beijing Airport, people thronged everywhere, and pedestrians constantly flowed.
At the airport entrance, luxury cars of all kinds were on display. In this international metropolis, luxury vehicles from around the world competed with each other, dazzling people's eyes. However, one thing they had in common was that they were all high-value cars.
At this time, a dilapidated Buick drove slowly from outside the airport. Xiao Li, the security guard at the airport, saw this incongruous Buick and frowned. He quickly walked to the car door handle of the Buick and knocked on the car window.
The car window slowly rolled down, revealing a portly figure approaching.
"Officer, what's the matter" The fat man was gnawing on a drumstick, seeming to be annoyed that someone had interrupted his enjoyment of the meal.
Little Li looked at the fat man with even more disdain. What kind of person is this Driving a beat-up car around showing off is bad enough, but this fat guy is actually gnawing on an oily chicken leg. It's obvious he's nouveau riche, and this nouveau riche must have come from the countryside. But when he sees someone in uniform, like a policeman, his manners are so terrible, it's really laughable.
"Didn't you see the words on this sign" Xiao Li said impatiently, pointing to a large billboard in front of them.
The fat man followed the sign and saw a few large characters written on it: High-clearance vehicle parking area.
And then there were a few small words written after it: No low-end vehicles allowed to park, violators will be fined double!
The fat man laughed awkwardly, but he said with an innocent face: "Police officer, doesn't my car look like a luxury car In our place, only I can afford such a good car!"
After hearing this, Xiao Li became even more disdainful. He thought to himself, "This broken car is considered high-end Only you can drive it My goodness, where did this fat guy come from"
It's really frustrating to reason with people like this! Xiao Li felt like he was lowering himself, so he didn't bother explaining to the fat man anymore. He said bluntly, "If you really want to stop here, fine, but the penalty will be doubled!"
"How much is that" the fat man asked with a smile.
“Two hundred dollars an hour!” Xiao Li blurted out, though he was actually making it up. Parking at the airport for a day only cost fifty bucks. He thought this uncouth bumpkin was too detestable and wanted to give him a taste of life in the big city!
"Two hundred yuan That's a lot!" the fat man exclaimed.
Little Li sneered, a bumpkin is a bumpkin. He was frightened just by him saying something casually. But when the fat man and woman came down, he was speechless, "I don't know if you can swipe your card here"
"...Can..." Xiao Li was speechless, you know how to swipe your card like this
"Then it's easy." Under Xiao Li's astonished gaze, Fatty pulled out a huge pile of bank cards from various banks like magic, laying them in his hand, there were dozens of them.
Little Li was startled and thought he had encountered a scammer selling cards! He thought to himself, this nouveau riche is really funny, thinking that with a little money, there's so much money in the bank. If it’s lost, he wouldn’t even know how to handle it! It’s possible that there's no money here at all!
Little Li went back to get the card reader, took out one of the cards, and pressed the numbers. However, the card reader never lit up, indicating a failed transaction!
"The card's really empty! This person is totally showing off!"
Little Li was furious and about to scold Fatty, but then he saw the few Chinese characters on the card: "Card balance exceeds the system's service range. This card swipe cannot be completed."
"What are you talking about!" Little Li muttered. Fatty saw his expression clearly, but he still grinned and said, "Officer, why can't you swipe it Try this one instead."
Little Li, unconvinced, picked up another one, but the situation was exactly the same as the previous one!
Little Li was so depressed. When he found out that the card reader in his hand had a deposit limit, he couldn't operate it if there were more than 10 million in the bank card. But he refused to believe it. This fat guy could have 10 million If he really had 10 million, would he be driving such a lousy car
So Xiao Li, unwilling to concede defeat, tried over thirty cards in a row, but the situation remained the same!
"Maybe... maybe my machine is broken..." Little Li really wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
"Here's a thousand yuan. We'll take this parking spot for today." Ye Fan handed a thousand yuan to Xiao Li and then went to park backwards.
Xiao Li took the thousand yuan, still in a daze. Was this man crazy Giving a thousand yuan just for stopping his car He was overjoyed, today he had nine hundred and fifty yuan in pure income… So he didn't bother with further calculations, quickly ran away.
“I said, Fatty, why are you messing with these security guards for no reason Their work isn't easy either. Why bother making their lives difficult” Ye Fan skillfully parked the car, his movements fluid and efficient, taking only one second.
The fat man smiled, "Don't you think this is too boring The old geezer doesn't know when he'll get here."
Ye Fan looked at his watch, "It should be about this time. Let's wait a little longer."
"Why don't we give her a call It's been ages since I've seen that silly girl. I really miss hearing her call me 'Fat Brother.'"
Ye Fan rolled his eyes at the fat man, "You know Old Man always leaves home without his phone, and as for that silly girl... let's just forget about it. We should just wait patiently."
After the fat man had finished six chicken legs and four cigars, his awaited guest finally arrived.
"Here!" From afar, the fat man waved at the two little ones and then walked to the car window and honked the horn.
"Big brother!" The girl saw the fat man and a radiant smile bloomed on her chubby face, rushing towards him like a bolt of lightning!
"Haha, it's been years, silly girl. You've grown so much. Come here, let big brother hug you." The fat man opened his arms and laughed heartily.
It was quite embarrassing for him, though. Just as the silly girl was about to reach the fat man, she suddenly turned around and threw herself into another person's arms, hugging him with joy and saying, "Brother Fan, you're here too! Silly Girl missed you so much!"
Ye Fan smiled and gently stroked Silly Girl's beautiful hair. This girl, several years apart, had become even more charming, especially that round and chubby little face that made one want to pinch it.
What surprised Ye Fan the most was the change in the silly woman's body. Thinking back to when he left, she was only eleven years old. Three years had passed, and she was now only fourteen. But looking at her now, although she was still very pure, her figure was incredibly hot, especially the pair of full breasts that had developed to an almost outrageous degree.
Among all the people Ye Fan had ever met, if Silly Girl claimed second, no one would dare to claim first. Ye Fan sighed, this lass is a natural baby-faced beauty! He had figured out the cause of Lao Ma's death, and his face changed drastically once more. Because Lao Ma hadn't died from poisoning at all. No wonder he hadn't noticed anything unusual in the wine...